sammy for serious
ALSO today my bantha toy came in the mail!!!!!
i feel a little bad for collectors who keep their toys all boxed up, because then an asshole like me gets a hold of them for really cheap on ebay and the first thing i do is open that fucking box up and play with it.
good job keeping that toy in a box for 16 years, now it’s open and an adult who walks around in booty shorts and denim vests all day is playing with it.

ALSO today my bantha toy came in the mail!!!!!

i feel a little bad for collectors who keep their toys all boxed up, because then an asshole like me gets a hold of them for really cheap on ebay and the first thing i do is open that fucking box up and play with it.

good job keeping that toy in a box for 16 years, now it’s open and an adult who walks around in booty shorts and denim vests all day is playing with it.

  1. creationstation reblogged this from samuel-rules and added:
    UHH YES
  2. phylacterystashbox reblogged this from samuel-rules and added:
    Dat toy, dat story.
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