sammy for serious

eviscerateyoungcaptain:

HELP ME I need real advice, my mom wants me to go to something called “ash Wednesday,” what should I do?

you should go you get to look really cool!! we had a party one time where we ash wednesdayed everyone, we all looked great!!

  1. poussieredesetoiles said: no
  2. ketamint said: burn a blunt and smear the ashes on your forehead while shouting, “IT’S WEDNESDAY, MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS”
  3. skullvomit said: All I know is people put black crosses on their foreheads.
  4. acidpizzadude reblogged this from samuel-rules and added:
    Oh man. This night.
  5. samuel-rules reblogged this from eviscerateyoungcaptain and added:
    look really cool!! we had a party one time where we ash wednesdayed everyone, we all looked great!!
  6. thetellersoundsthealarm said: tell her you expect a phone call from phil collins on that day, and that you are finally going to get an answer regarding the true nature of the song “sussudio.” she should understand. if she does not, tell her god told you to.
  7. killersalt said: Tell her you just can’t excuse walking around with a black smear on your forehead. It’s weird and creepy. Jesus would not approve.
  8. woodskid reblogged this from eviscerateyoungcaptain
  9. heksenhaus said: find some houses and burn them to ashes while singing about how it’s wednesday.
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