sammy for serious

dirtypamties:

nineknives:

dirtypamties:

samuel-rules:

ew i really hate this. is it going to drown?

Chocolate is toxic to birds so he’s probably dead :/

This is from that terrible Jack and Jill movie starring Adam Sandler. Unbunch your panties, interwebz; the bird is fine.

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FUCK ADAM SANDLER! 

i would rather have known this bird died than to have ever seen anything on my dash that says “adam sandler”

i also don’t care about birds