sammy for serious
proof.
also can we talk about how MLK day means “be annoying as fuck in bethesda” day? some dude almost hit me with his car up on woodmont ave. and then stopped his car and rolled his window down to call me a “fucking mutt” to which i said “PBBBFFFFT” with all the soda and spit in my mouth into his open window. then a cop came up and i almost got arrested, but it’s cool, i work at the book store, got off cause of it.

proof.

also can we talk about how MLK day means “be annoying as fuck in bethesda” day? some dude almost hit me with his car up on woodmont ave. and then stopped his car and rolled his window down to call me a “fucking mutt” to which i said “PBBBFFFFT” with all the soda and spit in my mouth into his open window. then a cop came up and i almost got arrested, but it’s cool, i work at the book store, got off cause of it.

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    This is my future husband/bff.
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