I JUST WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FAT CARTOON PIG PERSON ALL THE TIME
also, last year i won the swimsuit contest, this year amelia won, but both years ALLIHALLA made the winning suits, GO ALLI FOREVER!!!
ALLI GAVE ME A GREAT BIRTHDAY PRESENT!
she took in this old black denim vest for me, and added a FERALIGATR to the front, BUT ALSO A POKEMON LINER THAT IS A TOTAL FUCKING SECRET!
AND ONE SIDE HAS A POCKET BIG ENOUGH FOR A FORTY, AND THE OTHER SIDE HAS A POCKET FOR MY GUN OR MY GAMEBOY OR A PIPEBOMB!!!
THANKS ALLI!!! YOU DA BEST!!
Crushed Velvet Garter shorts!! Back until I run out of fabric again!!!
I’m also making black and white stripe ones now (vertical or horizontal!), I just have to get my listing up. Feel free to request them on etsy though, you know I’ll make it happen with or without an official listing!
Photo Credit: Amelia
Booty Credit: Janelle
Garter Shorts: ALLIHALLA
9.28.12 on Flickr.
MY LIFE
get this GARBAGE POWER shirt now from GOODSTUFFONLYSHOP!
god i’m a fucking LEGEND
i think this is why people grow up, so they can live in their own house and moon out the windows and drink beer literally all day while watching x-files and drawing and their parents can’t say SHIT
well my parents are dead so i mean they wouldn’t say anything anyways.
i was at home painting a donkey kong gorilla dude while sick from work, and amelia was at alli’s having this made out of that walmart shirt.
progressive living.
7.4.12 on Flickr.
you’ve probably seen most of these but CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW JULIAN AND BRIDGETTE ARE HERE?? no one told me, they woke me up in the middle of the night and were here. i had no fucking idea. they planned it for months and rolled up last night for the fourth of july!!! MY PEOPLE, MY FAMILY!! MY FAMILY MET MY FAMILY!!! WHAT A GREAT SECRET!!
