Crushed Velvet Garter shorts!! Back until I run out of fabric again!!!
I’m also making black and white stripe ones now (vertical or horizontal!), I just have to get my listing up. Feel free to request them on etsy though, you know I’ll make it happen with or without an official listing!
Photo Credit: Amelia
Booty Credit: Janelle
Garter Shorts: ALLIHALLA
HEY BUDS. This time next week I’ll be in Long Beach hanging out with my awesome grandma. I’m trying to scrape up some extra money so we can go bonkers eating everything ever SO…from now until Wednesday (11:59pm, PST) I’m having a sale throughout my ETSY SHOP! Just enter ‘TREATYOSELF’ at checkout for 15% off your order! Plus…every pal who supports my shop will get their own wacky collaborative surprise (ie. doodle, video, animated gif, etc!) from me and GRANDMA. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Hello what did you do tonight?
I modeled an amazing perfect patriotic two piece with a banana and some watermelon bubblicious and a motley crue of queers, fatasses, cocacolas, corn dogs, bootymeats, normals, and party butts. Every flavor, which is why I love Alli and her designs. I can’t wait to see pictures, when you’ll REALLY see how much party we have.
GOD I LOVE MODELING FOR ALLIHALLA! CHECK ME OUT WITH MY BIG GULP!!!!! kinda sad mary didn’t get the beginning on video but WHATEV
YES YES YES! This is what an ALLIHALLA Party looks like! I love all babes and all their butts to be so American! I love my mom for filming every show I’ve done! I love my models for being willing to eat everything on stage! I love making American swimsuits!
OH LOOK AT MY PEOPLE
THEY ARE PERFECT PEOPLE
My vintage James Dean enamel pin from Good Stuff Only!
I LOVE it!
It looks so perfect on your jacket! Also, your makeup is so spot on! Good job, babe!
i’m a little bummed i don’t have this pin anymore, but i’m glad to know that it went somewhere PERFECT
HEY FRIENDS! I just added a few new wearable papercut pieces to my ETSY shop. Go check ‘em out!
GO BUY IT
NEW MACHINES!! ALLIHALLA WILL BE LOOKING BETTER THAN EVER! BUY EVERYTHING SO I DON’T GO BROKE FROM GETTING THESE!!
For serious this time.
Black Spandex garter shorts are still available though!
and a few special pairs of RED VELVET will be coming soon…..
HEY IT’S MY DESK!!!
JE T’AIME, DUDES. for the excellent, EXCELLENT people following my tumblr i’m having a quickie VALENTINE’S DAY sale on all the goods in my etsy shop! wearables! postcards! everything! yes! just enter the code ‘TREATYOSELF’ at checkout for 15% off!! BONUS…if you’re a buddy from the Eugene area I will scrap shipping costs on your invoice and deliver your treats to you myself!! holy cow, what are you lovers waiting for?! :)