HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PAPA PORK, SEAN AABERG, MY FREAK, MASTERMIND, WEIRDO, CARTOON CHARACTER, FRIEND FAMILY MEMBER!!!
NIGHTS SPENT IN THE ATTIC DRINKING MOON JUICE & CULTIVATING COLORFUL FUNGUS WITH WHICH TO MAKE ONE’S OWN INKS HAVE LED TO A DISTORTED LIFE WALKING THE RAILROAD TRACKS LOOKING FOR BLOATED DOG CORPSES IN THE DRAINAGE DITCH. A BUM WATCHES OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE & TURNS INSIDE OUT. THE SUN TURNS PURPLE & THE SKY TURNS PINK. A SEVERED HAND IS KEPT IN YOUR JACKET POCKET TO TELL THE FUTURE. WEIRDO ART IS ON THE RISE. WHITE POWDER ON RED VINYL SEAT. AT ZER PORK SHOPPE!!! PRINTED BY NOCTURNE SCREEN PRINTING OF EUGENE. MODELED BY AARON SULLIVAN!!!
I LOVE THIS SHIRT!!!!
{GLOW IN THE DARK INK}
Up all night drinking at that old bar. The one where the wood is worn down & shiny smooth with millions of foot-prints over time. People drowning in their emotions & writing songs about it. Monkeys drinking PORK liquor! The ghost of that dude who took some of his final steps out of this bar & died in his sleep is always looking over your shoulder here. He wants to slit everyone’s throat, just because they’re living & he isn’t.
Glowing, ghostly white on three in the morning black t-shirts.
Printed by Nocturne Screenprinting.
I WANT ONE NOW NOW NOW
I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER 1 on Flickr.
T-shirt and koozies available in the PORK SHOP!
Modeled by Sammy!
9.2.12 on Flickr.
New PICKY EATER shirt, iron cross necklace, & buttons of all sizes available in the PORK SHOP!
OH YES, OH
YES
OH YES
I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER KOOZIES on Flickr.
Available now in the PORK SHOP!
i often get in trouble from my bosses at PORK for making this face. it is my favorite face and defines me perfectly
NEW SEAN AABERG WEIRDO ART COLORING BOOK AVAILABLE AT THE PORK SHOP. 16 PAGES OF FUCKED UP, FREAK OUT TO SCRIBBLE IN. THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS & OBSCURED IN ALL THE PULSATING SPAGHETTI & MEATBALLS. GITTUM AT THE PORK SHOP!!!!
OH YEA
