I JUST WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FAT CARTOON PIG PERSON ALL THE TIME
also, last year i won the swimsuit contest, this year amelia won, but both years ALLIHALLA made the winning suits, GO ALLI FOREVER!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS!!
Christmas is pretty cool, Amelia is pretty cool, having a family is pretty cool.
It’s almost 2013, we’re traveling a lot, we’re seeing all of our friends, we’re seeing all of the bands, we’re kissing a lot of cheeks and giving a lot of hugs. Get ready, it’s about to get real.
happy halloween! last year i dressed up like some of my favorite tumblr babes and this year theres a hurricane and im home from work so im doing it again, only with the intensity of someone who is trapped in their apartment.
this is my homage to good time party babe amelia hart.
i made this wig out of two wigs i already owned because sometimes i buy things i have no direct use for just because the price is right and now i own a bunch of wigs. i have my very own good stuff only hair bow but i couldnt find it so i had to make do with a tiny one from claires.
a fun fact about the last picture is i swear to god i thought i was smiling in it. thats my smile. i think thats why my mom is always calling me a goth.
WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHAT
WHOA WHOA WHOA
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME I’LL SEND YOU A DRAWING!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOUR MOM AND DAD
I’m so beyond excited for halloween, y’all. It’s gonna be like this but 39839797528 times better.
GOD I’M SO COOL
LOVE AMERICA
LOVE MY BABY
guys, i miss summer, i miss sunshine, i miss sammy, the bed is really cold tonight!
guys we always look really cool
so we’re laying here in bed, right? and we’re REALLY HUNGRY, right? we need a pizza, but neither of us wants to pay for it, which is where you come in.
if you buy us a pizza tonight, we’ll send you nudes of us eating pizza, or Sammy will paint you a picture, or we’ll send you the pizza’s cost in some goodstuffonly merch!
now please please please buy us a pizza. my ask is open. let’s party.
YO FEED ME! it’ll be good for me AND you’ll get a present!
i was at home painting a donkey kong gorilla dude while sick from work, and amelia was at alli’s having this made out of that walmart shirt.
progressive living.
PORK ARMY on Flickr.
I have the best friendshipfamily a girl could ever ask for. I might get a lot of hate mail and even the occasional death threat, but let’s get real. I get paid to party in all the best cities, all the best arcades, and with every amazing human! I also have this super cute and great boyfriend who loves me all of the times! How lucky am I? How jealous are all the weenies who tell me I am going to burn in hell?
Really, really jealous.
I bet they all work boring miserable desk jobs and have brown hair and worry about when they last shaved their vaginas and what they ate for lunch! They don’t have matching backpatches! They don’t have good hair! They don’t have real life friends. BORING!
I hope hell is this much fun! I hope all my friends are there! I hope we can wear whatever we want and eat whatever we want and party all the time and only listen to rock n roll! The only bummer about hell would be, maybe, I couldn’t have enough hairspray there because it would all explode.
blah blah blah can we just talk about how i’m playing the demolition man machine?
