i think i’m six months away from being enough of a real life cartoon character to be invited to live in TOON TOWN
MARCH 27th @ BEHAVIOR CASTLE!! $5!!!
PORK #10 RELEASE PARTY!!! CUM N GET IT!!
ALL AGES! ALL FUN!!
Guys!!! We’re having another house show two days after we get back from California!!!
COME, LET’S PARTY! This is the first show we’ll be having of 2013, THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE, LET’S GET WIIIILD!!!
WE WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU, SO COME PARTY WITH US! The thing about having house shows and having shows in general is that they’re for everyone. We don’t profit at all doing house shows, we want EVERYONE to come so EVERYONE has fun, YOU KNOW?
The more people who come, the more weirdos, freaks, boppers, ghost riders, goblins, subhumans, mole people, wookiees, ding dongs, mutants, gremlins, punks, geeks, clowns, goons, and PARTY PEOPLE who come, the more shows we can have, the bigger the shows get, the more fun we have, YA DIG? YOU GET IT? WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, WE ALL WANT IT, LET’S DO IT!
I JUST WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FAT CARTOON PIG PERSON ALL THE TIME
also, last year i won the swimsuit contest, this year amelia won, but both years ALLIHALLA made the winning suits, GO ALLI FOREVER!!!
we’re watching ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ with rowdy, he’s into it
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS!!
Christmas is pretty cool, Amelia is pretty cool, having a family is pretty cool.
It’s almost 2013, we’re traveling a lot, we’re seeing all of our friends, we’re seeing all of the bands, we’re kissing a lot of cheeks and giving a lot of hugs. Get ready, it’s about to get real.
we’re going to GLAM tonight, so i can see all my drag babies sing some song and dance some dances.