I JUST WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FAT CARTOON PIG PERSON ALL THE TIME
also, last year i won the swimsuit contest, this year amelia won, but both years ALLIHALLA made the winning suits, GO ALLI FOREVER!!!
happy halloween! last year i dressed up like some of my favorite tumblr babes and this year theres a hurricane and im home from work so im doing it again, only with the intensity of someone who is trapped in their apartment.
this is my homage to good time party babe amelia hart.
i made this wig out of two wigs i already owned because sometimes i buy things i have no direct use for just because the price is right and now i own a bunch of wigs. i have my very own good stuff only hair bow but i couldnt find it so i had to make do with a tiny one from claires.
a fun fact about the last picture is i swear to god i thought i was smiling in it. thats my smile. i think thats why my mom is always calling me a goth.
WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHAT
WHOA WHOA WHOA
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME I’LL SEND YOU A DRAWING!
Hello what did you do tonight?
I modeled an amazing perfect patriotic two piece with a banana and some watermelon bubblicious and a motley crue of queers, fatasses, cocacolas, corn dogs, bootymeats, normals, and party butts. Every flavor, which is why I love Alli and her designs. I can’t wait to see pictures, when you’ll REALLY see how much party we have.
ALLIHALLA forever.
GOD I LOVE MODELING FOR ALLIHALLA! CHECK ME OUT WITH MY BIG GULP!!!!! kinda sad mary didn’t get the beginning on video but WHATEV
YES YES YES! This is what an ALLIHALLA Party looks like! I love all babes and all their butts to be so American! I love my mom for filming every show I’ve done! I love my models for being willing to eat everything on stage! I love making American swimsuits!
OH LOOK AT MY PEOPLE
THEY ARE PERFECT PEOPLE
Vintage “IF IT TASTES GOOD EAT IT!” patch, with original plastic iron-on back still in tact! Never used dudes! PUT THAT ON YOUR JACKET!
Really though, if it tastes good, EAT IT! Who cares! Man, don’t be like “I don’t like onions, gross” GROW UP DUDE AND JUST EAT IT! Don’t let someone tell you “Hey dude….I don’t know if i can have anymore ice cream….”
NAH FRIEND!! EAT MORE ICE CREAM! HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT ALL THE TIME! DUH!!
PERFECT patch! Flawless, would look good anywhere.GET IT NOW FROM GOOD STUFF ONLY SHOP!
SOLD!
…but don’t worry, we have lots of other awesome vintage buttons here!
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