I”M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER!!! THIS IS A TRUE FACT ABOUT MY LIFE!!!
GET IT AT THE PORKSHOP!!!
MAKING PRODUCTS JUST FOR ME
Glitter Wizard - Snow Crash
GLITTER WIZARD TO PLAY EUGENE ON MARCH 30TH AT TINY’S. ALSO FEATURED IN PORK 10 WHICH DROPS THE WEEK BEFORE.
HELL YEAH EUGENE, LET’S PARTY!!
BE SOMEBODY!!! JOIN THE PORK ARMY!!! There’s only one army worth joining & that’s the PORK Army! Be a part of the solution instead of part of the problem! The world needs PORKING & the PORK ARMY is gonna do it! For just $40 you can become one of the few, the brave, the righteous, the PORK ARMY! Enlist & get lots of kool gear!
Membership includes:
Exclusive 2 color screen printed canvas back patch
Limited edition PORK Iron Cross necklace
Exclusive 2 color embroidered PORK Army patch
3 Exclusive PORK ARMY buttons
2 exclusive pork army screen-printed posters by Sean Aaberg
membership card
THE PORK CODE
& fringe benefits
A PACKAGE VALUE WELL OVER $60 BUT JUST $40 TO YOU!
YEAH YEAH YEAH DO THIS
NIGHTS SPENT IN THE ATTIC DRINKING MOON JUICE & CULTIVATING COLORFUL FUNGUS WITH WHICH TO MAKE ONE’S OWN INKS HAVE LED TO A DISTORTED LIFE WALKING THE RAILROAD TRACKS LOOKING FOR BLOATED DOG CORPSES IN THE DRAINAGE DITCH. A BUM WATCHES OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE & TURNS INSIDE OUT. THE SUN TURNS PURPLE & THE SKY TURNS PINK. A SEVERED HAND IS KEPT IN YOUR JACKET POCKET TO TELL THE FUTURE. WEIRDO ART IS ON THE RISE. WHITE POWDER ON RED VINYL SEAT. AT ZER PORK SHOPPE!!! PRINTED BY NOCTURNE SCREEN PRINTING OF EUGENE. MODELED BY AARON SULLIVAN!!!
I LOVE THIS SHIRT!!!!
cleanup crew on Flickr.
Thanks to Sammy, Carrie, Sean, Amelia & Dawn for helping!
i don’t even know if i’m posing here, i just always look like this
Last night I was running some errands in the Gateway area and stopped at the Taco Bell for some grub (which is extremely rare for me but I wanted something fast and cheap).
The clerk took my order and then saw my big “PICK PORK” button on my purse and he was like, “Whoa, I should get that…
SEAN NEEDS A TATTOO MACHINE, JOINING THE ARMY SHOULD REQUIRE A PORK TATTOO
I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER 1 on Flickr.
T-shirt and koozies available in the PORK SHOP!
Modeled by Sammy!
9.2.12 on Flickr.
New PICKY EATER shirt, iron cross necklace, & buttons of all sizes available in the PORK SHOP!
OH YES, OH
YES
OH YES
I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER KOOZIES on Flickr.
Available now in the PORK SHOP!
i often get in trouble from my bosses at PORK for making this face. it is my favorite face and defines me perfectly
