i think i’m six months away from being enough of a real life cartoon character to be invited to live in TOON TOWN

i think i’m six months away from being enough of a real life cartoon character to be invited to live in TOON TOWN

PORK PARTY AT BEHAVIOR CASTLE WITH PEACH KELLI POP! STATUE & COWBOY! SHARKS FROM MARS! THIS SUNDAY. MAY 12TH. 8:30 PM.
COME PARTY
HEY IF YOU’RE IN EUGENE OREGON, COME TO THIS, DUH
I”M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER!!! THIS IS A TRUE FACT ABOUT MY LIFE!!!
GET IT AT THE PORKSHOP!!!
MAKING PRODUCTS JUST FOR ME
“To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.” -John Waters
Sammy living out my life goals for me.
when i worked at the book store in baltimore john waters would come in and talk to us pretty frequently. it was really cool to catch him last september at atomic books, favorite book store, favorite filthy human, favorite city.
APRIL 15TH! PORK PARTY! WITH WHITE MYSTERY! PLATEAU! POSSIBLE SPECIAL GUEST! AT BEHAVIOR CASTLE! EUGENE! 9PM! COSTUME PARTY! 5$ WITH COSTUME! $8 WITHOUT COSTUME! BE SQUARE OR BE THERE!!!
I’M GETTING PRETTY STOKED ABOUT THIS!!! ARE YOU GOING TO COME??
AND IT’S ALL AGES!!! HOLY SHIT!!! AND A COSTUME SHOW!!!