ameliabutter:

porkmagazine:

“To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.” -John Waters

Sammy living out my life goals for me.

when i worked at the book store in baltimore john waters would come in and talk to us pretty frequently. it was really cool to catch him last september at atomic books, favorite book store, favorite filthy human, favorite city.

katieaaberg:

#sammy #porku #workinprogress #porkmagazine #porktime

OH MAN, THIS PORKTIME IS GUNNA BE A GOOD ONE!!

THOMAS and AVALON came over and thomas gave me this FARTING MIDDLE FINGER WHO IS SKATEBOARDING tattoo!!!

FUCKING HELL YEAH!!! MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!

snakebomb:

MAIL FROM HAMMY SAMMY! WHAT A SWELL DUDE. THANKS A TON, MJ AND BATMAN ARE MY FAVORITE JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBERS. COME TO PORTLAND AND PARTY WITH THE SNAKE!!!!

LOOK AT ALL THIS BULLSHIT

ameliabutter:

Cartoon cat themed bedding and my most perfect Sammy. Also the Garfield blanket is a sleeping bag that says NAP ATTACK SAC. hello!

i saw this and went “duuuuuude!” and amelia said “WHAT IT ISN’T EVEN ABOUT YOU!!”

pictures sometimes are WEIRD because how many pictures exist of a weirdo like me in the world that i’ve NEVER EVEN SEEN!!!

HOW WEIRD!!

thecorpsevag:

CHRISTIAN FRIENDS

WHEN IT WAS FRESH!!!

ameliabutter:

got a new couch

jar jar and clown bride

ameliabutter:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOUR MOM AND DAD

I’m so beyond excited for halloween, y’all. It’s gonna be like this but 39839797528 times better.

GOD I’M SO COOL 

ameliabutter:

Baby.

when you draw you have to zoom in reeeeal close to make sure it’s all right

ameliabutter:

dream date:

first we watched rush hour and then we took a shower and then we **************** and then we ordered a pizza and are watching, not porn, as it may look, but rupaul’s drag race.

okay?

okay.

next time i get an anon asking me for a picture of my dick, i’m using this one