“To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.” -John Waters
Sammy living out my life goals for me.
when i worked at the book store in baltimore john waters would come in and talk to us pretty frequently. it was really cool to catch him last september at atomic books, favorite book store, favorite filthy human, favorite city.
#sammy #porku #workinprogress #porkmagazine #porktime
OH MAN, THIS PORKTIME IS GUNNA BE A GOOD ONE!!
MAIL FROM HAMMY SAMMY! WHAT A SWELL DUDE. THANKS A TON, MJ AND BATMAN ARE MY FAVORITE JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBERS. COME TO PORTLAND AND PARTY WITH THE SNAKE!!!!
LOOK AT ALL THIS BULLSHIT
Cartoon cat themed bedding and my most perfect Sammy. Also the Garfield blanket is a sleeping bag that says NAP ATTACK SAC. hello!
i saw this and went “duuuuuude!” and amelia said “WHAT IT ISN’T EVEN ABOUT YOU!!”
pictures sometimes are WEIRD because how many pictures exist of a weirdo like me in the world that i’ve NEVER EVEN SEEN!!!
when you draw you have to zoom in reeeeal close to make sure it’s all right
first we watched rush hour and then we took a shower and then we **************** and then we ordered a pizza and are watching, not porn, as it may look, but rupaul’s drag race.
next time i get an anon asking me for a picture of my dick, i’m using this one